My pants are off, right now.

My pants are off, right now.

      inlovewithitalianfood:

      you know when you see a picture on your dash and it hasn’t loaded yet but from reading the description/comments you can almost tell what it is and you want to reblog it but it isn’t loading so eventually you just get fed up and reblog it anyway even though it’s still just a white square and you just have to hope it’s not something terrible 

      it’s like the tumblr version of russian roulette 




      theninjapirate:

      ”where do you wanna go to dinner?”

      ”i don’t care”

      ”ok”

      image

      this is what we need. 
































      kayleekhemical:

      girl-in-the-band25:

      idreaminwords:

      Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story?

      All the time.

      image









      turntechgodisc:

      I was looking up the word “dibs” on wikipedia and I was wondering if other cultures had their own form of it and…

      image

      …yeah.




      genocidercyo:

      clockey:

      you’re the window to my wall

      you’re the sweat that drips down my balls











      edm-life-or-die:

      Walk into the library like whatup i got a weird cock







      dampsandwich:

      do NOT say “piss fucker” on the internet. its highly illegal. so illegal that the FBI will show up to your house and ki





      thegirlwholoves-coffee:

      You guys, this was a comment on the article about Yahoo wanting to buy Tumblr.







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